During a 30 Rock rerun a few weeks ago I had to pause the DVR to catch the great fake porn titles on Kabletown PayPerView. My personal faves were ‘The Pert Knockers’ and ‘Fresh-Ass based on the novel Tush by Assfire.’ I bet you all can see where this challenge is going…

Show your naughty creativity and adapt an existing film title to a porn equivalent. Also, include a synopsis of the fake porn that uses some aspect of the original film (or not). This challenge is centered on creativity and humor so you don’t need to put your very best writing hat on for the synopsis. In the end it’s about making people laugh and letting your freak flag fly (if only for 10-15 minutes).

Your fake porn title will serve as the story title with the synopsis in the body text.

Need a jump start? The URL below has the fake porns from 30 Rock.

Good Writing!

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Marking this MATURE just in case, please do the same