Bruce Schneier on his blog likes squid. And so when he came across this headline, and said, “You can’t make up a headline like that” it sounded to me like a challenge…

The headline is, “Truck Carrying Squid Crashes In Broccoli Field”.

The URL is
http://www.ksbw.com/news/25004943/detail.html

Write for us a story. The limitation is that has to be the headline, and the title, and it should at least try to make sense.

Poetry’s welcome, if you can find anything to rhyme with ‘Broccoli Field’ that has to do with squid…

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