Take it Out of RP!

It’s all very well reading our stories on here in our own accent, in fact it’s rather comfortable. But our jobs as writers is to take the reader out of the comfy bit of their brain.

So this challenge is for you to write a story in an unfamilar/obscure accent. Pretty simple, huh?
The hard part is getting it spot on.

Oy cahn’t be ‘eld respawnsible fer yor mistakes, aye?
Ah’m watchen yooh dahlen!
Keep it op, chock!

Get to it!

Inspired by a short but perfectly formed conversation with ElshaHawk here

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