First challenge here folks! Be gentle.
One of my favorite writing exercises is to take an innocent item and turn it deadly and serious. This is an example of that.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to kill any of the numerous Clue characters with any of the numerous Clue weapons—however, you must not kill them in the Clue mansion. The scene of death should be situational to the character killed (however the weapon may be negotiable :) ) E.G., Col. Mustard on a battlefield, or Prof. Plum in a library. Make it gory! Yarrgh

Characters: Colonel Mustard, Professor Plum, Miss Scarlett, Mr. Green, Mrs. Peacock, Mrs. White.

Weapons: Revolver, Rope, Lead Pipe, Candle Stick, Wrench, Dagger.

Winner gets a high-five e-mailed to them.