Female Comebacks (Way To Funny)

Ok, so we all know some of the more common pick up lines that guys use. Well I want you to create a story about one of those pick up lines, but have the girl have a comeback line, where she’s really just saying screw up, leave me alone!!
Here are some examples (you can use them, they really funny!!!):

1)Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

2)Man: Haven’t i seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why i don’t go there anymore.

3)Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

4)Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

5)Man: If i saw you naked, i’d die happy.
Woman: If i saw you naked, i’d probably die laughing.

6)Man: If i could rearange the alphabet i’d put u and i together
Woman: Really, i’d put f and u together.

Good luck and happy writing!!! =D

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