‘Tis the month of March Madness and it’s time to try on new shoes. Every writer here on Ficly has a rival (if not, find one) and cringes every time they see their nemesis’ vile work.

Revile them creatively: Write a piece as if you were them.

Use every stupid spelling error they do, use their asinine characters and ideas of “good plot” (hint hint: space yiffing), pretend you don’t understand grammar, just in every way tear them a new one until they are forced to plead for mercy via comment!

The winner shall be decided by whose rival cries most.

Just a little reminder that no matter how open you are, there are always stories that everyone can hate: http://ficly.com/stories/8234