I saw a bumper sticker on my drive home from work yesterday. It was funny and weird and inspired me to write.

My challenge to you is to write a ficly inspired by a bumper sticker. It can be any genre. It can be funny, scary or anything else. It can be one you saw on the street, one you found online (http://www.funny2.com/bumper.htm is one site) or one you stole from another ficleteer (even me). You must post the bumper sticker that inspired you in the comments.

I posted my own ficly. See http://ficly.com/stories/15516 for another example. Thanks Jim!