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Dumb and Dumber

“Don’t worry I have it all covered. The car will be outside the bank at exactly three fifteen p.m. All you have to do is get both your asses out of that bank at precisely that time or you miss your ride .”
New York News will cross to an unusual event .
“At 3.15 p.m. today, two, 7 foot, would be bank robbers, were foiled, when they ran from the bank and tried unsuccessfully, to fit into a specially manufactured dwarf car. They were caught when one of the men accidently put his foot in front of the drivers face whilst trying to get into the car as it was moving.”

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