Hilarious counterpoint. And no, I had not heard of the tragic deaths of the two midget wrestlers in Mexico. I might have gone with a simpler, “Sometimes guys are just too afraid of rejection to put themselves out there,” but hey, fear of death works too as an explanation.

Yeah, rejection is hard, but no guy wants to meet the black widow…mating and then dying isn’t cool.

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love the ending Line!!!!!!!!

Haha, nice!

Haha, nicely done and sooo true.

Damn. You have my whole strategy figured out. “I could tell you that I loved you, but then I’d have to kill you.” (:

Literally laughed out loud. Love the voice in this!

Wow, I’m finding out that you are definitely unique. I don’t think I’ve ever read anyone quite like you. (That’s a compliment). Well done with this.