You tie up the tiny porter, and place him on the tiny rails in front of his trolley. He exclaims that his name is Elliot Wickfen, Ell Wickfen for short.

Suddenly, you grow a mustache and laugh evilly.

You can:
Decide your name is now Snid Lee Lashwhip and hope your plans won’t be foiled by one Amber Act-Well and her sidekick Pony.

Groom your new mustache into a windmill.

Ignore your new facial hair and actually try to get back home.