Helen,
I’m sorry for:
1)Laughing when the dog peed and pood on your new designer jeans that you’d been showing off all morning.
2)Breaking Mum’s precious vase in front of you and then blaming you when Mum came in
3)Making your favourite enormous bar of chocolate disappear when you went shopping.
4)Telling the boy you fancied that you wet the bed
5)Breaking your glasses so you couldn’t see the booby traps in your room that I’d put up so that you got caught
6)Cutting the hair off all your barbie dolls
7) And then giving them biro tattoos
8)Stealing your favourite jumper and pretending I didn’t by hiding it
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“So” I say when my best friend comes round later that day. “What can we do next?”