The other day I was downloading music and realized that when I get older I won’t have any albums to pass down to my children. I’ll just have to be like “Here Kafka, this is my hard drive from when I was 20, ignore the porn til you’re 18” and then my wife will ask me why I didn’t just delete the porn, to which I’ll respond “I can’t just delete that porn! I’m offended you even asked!”. And then she’ll divorce me and I’ll be stuck as a single father sitting there with my 14 year old son, listening to Bomb The Music Industry! and watching porn. I’m going to be a terrible father and my future life is fucking weird…