Haha! Thats awsome! I love the word choice you used while incorperating God.
Thanks for entering! <3

Let’s use some math to figure out how awesome this is:
Awesome + Upchuck + Funny – Terrible =
5 pencils!

lol….I love that lots. It’s hilarious…and I wud normally b offended by that kind of stuff!! x

Whale vomit (ambergris) is highly valuable and is used in a lot of perfumes and other pleasing scents. Whale vomit actually smells good.

Hilarious. You really enjoy biblical things, haha. Not offensive so I give it four pencils.

Lovely. That whale tale is a great one for a redux, and this was a great one. Much funnier than the version I cooked up for a book idea.

Have you been watching Dogma? I think this is quite funny. The point-of -view you chose is really the best part.

I dig it… never really thought of the “unholy” stench that would have developed after this event.