A Big Musical Metaphor

House music is my girlfriend. A lot of people dont understand her, but it’s just cause she’s on another level. I also hang out a lot with her exchange student friend named Techno and her hairdresser friend named Electro. They are all cool girls and they do their thing without caring what anyone else thinks of them.

Sometimes, this slut named Rock Music rolls up too. Shes a little too self-centered and tacky for me to get with her. Her friends are all weird too, but I figure its just a faze they’re going through. To be honest, I’ve slept with Rock Music a few times, but its not like I was gonna marry her or anything. I was dating this girl named Rap off and on since ’86, but it got stale recently and we had a falling out. We still talk, though. I go to her whenever im upset or lose track of my goals.

The first girl I ever kissed back in elementary school was this girl named Blues. I was really young, but I guess she became my type… cause every girl since has looked a little bit like her in some way.

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