Devin,

I didn’t think it possible, but you disgust me far more now than you did last Sunday. Really bad plan, there. I’d expect even you to be able to see that what you did requires a LOT more than an apology. Emma and I have no plans of being good friends with you, and no amount of sucking up or “remorse” you can give will change that fact!

And you still “love” her! Unbelievable! Do you honestly think she’ll go out with you, after you blackmailed her trying to get some nudes from her? You make her physically ill with all the BS she has to put up with from you. She, for some reason, believes people change, but finds you to be a lost cause.

Whatever.
I don’t care what you do.
You have no facts to support anything that you may fabricate about me.
Sorry to hurt your feelings, but more people will believe me.

With as little respect as possible,
Elisabeth