Wow, a little disturbing but definitely taps the generally patent absurdity of the, “You’re gay,” as an accusation. Or more accurately, casts it for it usually is, a prime example of the psychological defense mechanism of projection.

Twenty-two years have been and gone since then, but this remains one of the times when I wish I could think faster on the spot.

That’s l’esprit d’escalier for you. (One of those phrases you learn and never need – thanks for giving me an opportunity to use it!)
If only we saw at the time how driven they were by insecurity and self-doubt. It would have made school a lot less painful, I think.

I agree, but we were so hung up in our own insecurities.