Ok 1. the other ficly I did of the same name was meant to entered in a challenge, but it didn’t work. 2. I can’t figure out how to put a published story into draft mode and 3. I’m sorry for posting this twice. I just wanted to make sure it got into the challenge.

And it is still fabulously funny with that great twist at the end

lol

I might have been tempted to have the child come up with a more gruesome punishment than shooting, but I’m morbid like that.