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Negotiation

“Does it have to be the duck costume?”

“Yes.”

“But Jolly got to be a bear last week. Why do I always get stuck with the duck.”

“Cause Jolly always brings in the proles and you, mister, bring in squat. Now, get into the duck costume.”

“Just a little bit of the bear costume, please Gib? I could be the Wonder Wombat!”

“Duck suit. Now. Or Mildred gets it.”

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