Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

Please make Emily wear the “Santa’s Little Helper” outfit I got her and have her call me sir all Christmas! She would look so good, it could be so fun, but she won’t agree to do it! All I want for Christmas is a festive sex slave named Emily!!!

Much obliged,

Em says if I get 50 comments or more on this, she’ll do it! .

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