Upon the Throne
Enrik sat on the toilet, pushed up his thick-framed glasses and thought.
After he was done thinking, he reached for the toilet paper.
“Enrik-” it said. He unrolled it further.
“Enrik – We are from another planet. We have come to inform you that the planet you live upon will be destroyed, we write this upon the most used medium of your species. Also, the meaning of your life, and the life of all the creatures in and upon your planet