It was a sunny day just like every other day in Comaville as I awoke from sleep, but unlike every other day I awoke to kids playing outside…LOUDLY! Kids had never been a problem because of Comaville’s strict, “No Kids” rule, which went into effect 3 years ago. " Why were kids here?", I thought to myself and called Comaville Security and got the usual response telling me that someone was on the way but that had been 30 minutes ago. Just then I heard knocking on the door, “Mr. Cadvert, it’s Charles from Comaville Security. Open up.” I rushed to open the door but upon opening the door I was beaten with baseball bats and pepper sprayed. I was horrified it wasn’t security at all, it was the kids from outside. As they hit me they screamed, “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.” I screamed, “What does that mean!” And the only response I got was, “They’re like, its better than yours.” I became enraged and killed them with my pinky finger Chuck Norris style and they never messed with anyone ever again.