Dear Santa,

I want to be your wife. We have been dating now for several years and I think it is about time we are moving on. I mean where is this really going? I make cookies for you, I clean, help you make toys, and manage the bills. The whole world believes that we are a Mr. and Mrs. Don’t you think it is about time we stopped lying?

Honestly, Santa where do you see this relationship going? I am giving you till Christmas. I have been patient, I have waited, and I have been nice. I hope it will be noticed.

Santa, I just want more, I don’t know what to say, if you can’t commit by now then ….then the world will have to get used to Santa being on his own. I know I will. I love you Santa. I hope you will understand.

Sincerely, Yours,

“Mrs.” Claus