"I am an Illegal Immigrant, Wait What?!"
Suddenly I was sitting on a fence. Fortunately it was not an electric fence. It kinda was the border.
“Hey you get down from there!” a voice yelled faintly from below
I looked down to see a mountain of a man dressed in- wait a blue cloud?
The man was indeed dressed in a cloudy garb that looked to me was electrified.
Later I would find out it wasn’t but was a high-tech force field.
I didn’t get down from the fence.
Momma didn’t raise no fools, ya know? She told me when you are lost to stay put, and I had no intention of getting off this fence.
Then again It kind of was thousands of years past my life-span.
Maybe they had a different saying.
The man shouted at me again.
The man quickly raised a hand and the cloud-stuff covered it, he carefully pointed a finger at me.
A little beam shot out of his finger and hit me. I fell from the fence.
The man caught me.
“You’re under arrest for trying to jump the border!” he said
Looks like we’re going to be great friends.