No big points for sophisticated poetry with this one, I just wanted to have some fun.

It’s nice to step out of what you prefer to do every now and again…

amusing, in the way kicks to the nuts usually are. :) I feel for the superstar, but maybe he needed to be knocked off his high horse? dunno, not enough details to tell. Still a fun read!

That was pretty amusing. Sometimes it’s risky, choosing a one-sound rhyme scheme, but here you made it work most humorously.

Thanks for entering!
[and, to be honest, I was expecting something about pirates based on the title X) ]