Oh gosh she really is terrible! She needs to stop! But I guess to save Ethan…he’d better thank her for this big time! Just a minor thingy – ‘Mary seems to have caught on’. MORE PLEASE!!!!

No, it would be a blind date, OF COURSE FOR ETHAN!!!

that’s an accomplishment right there- best blowjob ever.

i don’t know whether to wretch at the befouling of my brain at this point, or just close my eyes and click onward… Which means, this story is horrifying and just crazy. I think i’m choking on an imaginary dick.