“Alice! Get up! Hurry or you’ll be late for bible school!” her mom screamed at her from downstairs. She got out of her bed, and put her jeans and a green t-shirt on. She put her shoes on and ran down to the car.
At bible school, the teacher talked and talked. Alice fell asleep. Unfortunately, she sat next to an annoying boy.
“Who died on the cross for our sins?” the teacher asked. The boy poke her in the side with his pencil.
“Jesus Christ!” she yelled when she woke.
“Correct,” the teacher said. The teacher talked more, and Alice fell asleep again.
“Who created the Earth?” the teacher asked. The boy poke Alice again.
“Oh my god!” Alice exclaimed.
“Correct,” the teacher said, smiling at Alice. Not long after, Alice, once again fell asleep. The bell was about to ring.
“What did Eve say to Adam after they had their third child?” the teacher asked. The boy poke Alice with the pencil again.
“OK! If you stick that thing in me one more time, I’LL RIP IT OUT!” Alice screamed.