Well told, set the scene up nicely, lots of character, is damn funny.

Yeah. Dont mean to burst the funny bubble, but I’ve seen this almost exactly alike on funnyjunk.com before.

I’m not sure if that’s where you got it from but…

actually one of my friends told it to me, and I thought it would make a great story if I worded it right.

an old joke, retold in first person. ;)

nicely done! haha..
and sorry, i’ve been out almost a year..
but im picking you as a winner.^^

cool!!!! =D