Afterthought: Either she’s REALLY big or dracothropes are tiny. Hum along to this merry little tune whilst reading… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHg3XBBvcjU

First sentence: holy crap. The rest of it was good too, but that first sentence drew me in and would not let go. But shouldn’t that be “epic guitar solo” at the end? :-)

Perhaps the took only little bits of titanium ivory from each dracothrope?

You sir, took the effing cake. I can’t even think of a good way to praise you! I just want to yell METAL over and over again and hope the message is received. This is precisely the sort of story I was talking about when I made this challenge.

@kaellinn18: “epic guitar solo”? 1029 chars? =)

@Silven: Thanks man, was fun to write (not my normal thing, but I’ve found that Ficly pulls a lotta different styles outta me). Glad you liked it – the challenge was a great idea.

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Obviously that was my intention with the dracothropes copyright copyright copyright blahh