hahahaha…i find that very funny in a disgusting way. Brilliant idea…
Maybe you should split it up a little..

Nice combination of humor and gore. A bit hard to follow, but a funny entry to the challenge.

Oh my _gosh_…

Hahaha, second story in the “grab my hand” challenge that I’ve read, love it!

yeah , i wasn’t sure which angle it was at, so I didn’t know whose hand was being severed, thanks for clarifying that. And I wanted it to end with “we can reattach it with this other new device I just invented!”