Guinness Fart

She sat on the sofa with a face of thunder. A thud came from upstairs followed by “oh crap”

She heard the top of the stairs creak. “well he has made it up” she muttered tight lipped.

An unholy noise of thudding and banging followed, she guessed he was falling down the stairs. The noise came to a stop and was followed by a faint “ooohh ouch, burp” and a huge farting noise. This was quickly followed by very fast footsteps going back up the stairs.

Finally the gentle paced sound of footsteps was heard coming back down the stairs. “What the hell happened to you” He answered “a Guinness fart is not a request, it’s an order”

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