Hangover Questions

My brain is trying to chew it’s way out of my head. Why did I drink so much last night? Ugh, my mouth feels like I’ve been chewing on a bag of cotton balls all night. What’s this in my pocket? Who the hell is is Stephanie? Why did she dot the i with a heart? Crap I can’t even remember if she was cute. I’m going back to bed. Wait, this isn’t my apartment. Where the hell am I?

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