I am an anteater.
I am a bona fide liar.
I am a constructivist.
I am a dandy dresser.
I am an enthusiast.
I am foreskinless.
I am a gourmand.
I am hellfire.
I am ingenious.
I am jewtastic.
I am kitschy.
I am a licorice eater.
I am a marauder.
I am a non-napper.
I am an orbiter.
I am parsimonious.
I am a qwerty user.
I am a robber.
I am stealthy.
I am a tucker.
I am a university.
I am a vagina seeker.
I am a whack-job.
I am a xeroscapist.
I am a yo-yo user.
I am a zealot.