The Oldest Past-time
I’m aroused by I know not what
I’m bulging, pulsating and hot
I’m caressing my groin at the crease
I’m dying for ecstatic release
I’m exposing my erection, it stands
I’m feeling its heat in my hand hands
I’m gorging on blood from my brain; at first
I’m holding back, resisting in pain; but
I’m indulgent, I relinquish control
I’m jerking, releasing my soul, and
I’m kindling the stirring within, and
I’m longing to give way to this sin
I’m masturbating steady, each thrust, as
I’m nearing my nexus with lust
I’m outpacing my urge to restrain
I’m past point where I can contain
I’m quickening, quaking to explode
I’m reaching release of my load
I’m surging, I feel it flood out
I’m tumultuously coming, I shout
I’m uncontrollably there
I’m venting, but gasping for air
I’m wanking to a furious end; at last
I’m xenolithic, my magma engulfs my friend
I’m yanked, I’m finished, I’ve come,
I’m zeitgebered out, I’m done. Until the next seven seconds is up.