Thieves (2)

I wasn’t awake, otherwise I would have used my milk-dud powered little sister to scare them away, hence allowing me to keep the precious bunny slippers. As it is, they managed to steal them.

I’ve sent them threatening messages to bring them back or else.

They responded, “Will trade slippers for bologna. Have Mom bake us cookies for when we arrive.”

I stomped downstairs and told Mom that the aliens were coming back soon. She told me not to call my cousins that. I told her they shouldn’t eat bologna and jelly sandwiches.

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