THX was in the middle of broadcasting his latest Ficly, when he realized that he was off the air. He checked the broadcasting switch, but that was flipped on. Puzzled, he walked down to Kevin & Jason’s office. When Ficly’s creators were notified of the problem, the three walked down to the broadcasting tower. Kevin unlocked the door to the broadcasting equipment, and looked around. He then turned around and said “Who smeared chewing gum on the broadcasting equipment?!”

An AOL sniper looked through the scope of his gum rifle, convinced he may have put Ficly out of commission once and for all.