I’m not a nerd or a dweeb.
I don’t have a pocket protector,
Have tape over my glasses, or
have a squeaky voice like Steve Urkel.
I don’t have a billion dollars in some Internet company,
But, I wouldn’t mind having the money.
I watch Star Trek and Star Wars
(Only TNG, DS9, Voyager and Episodes IV through VI, the rest sucked)
Apple is the name of my computer, not a fruit.
I speak 1337 not LEET.
I wear the Superman S shield proudly on my chest.
I believe in a free Web
The Internet is not filled with tubes or trucks, but with spam and rich people from Nigeria.
I have an iPod, cell phone, and spare USB cables on me at all times.
I know the difference between Wireless A, B, G, and N, and yes I know its not in alphabetical order.
A Graphic novel is a comic book.
A Blackberry is a PDA, again, not a fruit.
Google is my best friend
Myspace is MY Space
and Facebook is better.
My name is Steve and I…AM….a Geek!