I can’t look at the title without thinking “fear of Oompa Loompas.” Vague connection somewhere.

Anyway, interesting format. Makes it a little more mysterious than it normally would be, besides the occasional buildup of lint.

achondroplasiaphobia.
fear of midgets.
now fear of orange german midgets with green hair… now that’s a different story.

I second Stovo about the Oompa-Loompas. And the build up to that last line was quite good!

Oh I just realized I did the one you did.
Dammit, yours is so much better than mine.

thats okay, i’m not judging my own :P

thats okay, i’m not judging my own :P