She rarely uses me anymore. Why bother working for her, if she only likes me sometimes? I do so much for her; connect her with her Ficly friends, she gets to have amazing conversations with Mr. Gabriel, and she can share her great stories. Why doesn’t she love me?!

I mean, sure she has important things to do sometimes. Work and her girlfriend consume most of her time, but what about me? I work for people worldwide, but for Sophia, I work exceptionally well. Or so I thought until it had been a whole 5 days since she’s used me!

Gabriel uses me daily, but I don’t love him as much as I love Sophia. So, why, Sophia? Why must you neglect me! Well, you know what? I’m done. Finished. You want to use me? Well, I’m gonna be bad and make your connection iffy. Sometimes I’ll be good, sometimes I’ll be bad. How’s that sound for you? Don’t like it? Psh, deal.

Don’t mess with your Internet Connection.