I would love to claim that I wrote this, but it’s dkscully’s work with one sentence changed (follow the Dancing in the City of Dreams (not very good) thread for her original “Gatecrashing the City of Dreams”).

You’re most welcome, dear.

Maybe this sort of thing is common in the UK, but my American sensibilities are surprised and intrigued by the square dance / Riverdance combination this seems to describe. It sounds so unusual but also so fun, and a great place for a birthday party. I’m confused though, who exactly made the threat, and who is the “her” he’s referring to? This was probably purposefully vague. Reading on…