This is strangely, and slightly sickeningly entertaining…
You capture the obscene laziness of the housecat really well, and you’ve pulled off the monologue style as well – paying as much attention to noises as to thoughts, which I suppose makes sense considering you’re writing about an animal.
Some of the extra letters, weirdly abbreviated words and general spelling and grammar things irked me, but the content is original if nothing else…! MH :)
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