Oh this is good – the archaeologist in you coming out here perhaps?

Although you do refer to the professor as both Witkin and Wilkin so I’m not sure which you mean!

Still, all the entries are really surprising me with their witty laterally thought-out ways of participating, and this is no exception – good work and thanks for entering! MH :)

hahahahahahaha! witty! punny! clever! okay I use exclamation marks too much….

Thank you, kind readers!

Typo fixed – the downside of picking names based on pressing ‘random article’ on wikipedia is that they can be a bit strange.

This is sciency goodness. I like the pun. I tell my students that ""Earth has some junk in her trunk" and I like how you ran with that.