Cute way of looking at baseball, from the omniscient point of view of the Almighty. Did you mean to say this baseball player joined the National Football League? It seems odd, but stranger things have happened.
Considering I have the dual traits of Englishness and general un-sportiness, take it as a compliment that you make baseball sound thoroughly thrilling…
Of course, you can’t really disagree with The Big Man, so you’ve put me in a bit of a tight spot – I’ll just give you a decent rating and hope to go to heaven…!
THX 0477
Mostly Harmless
Armando Emanuel Roggio, Sr.