Awesome. Based on some of the challenges I’ve put forward on myself, I am certain that this was difficult. And you definitely pulled it off.

Bravo good sir.

Is there a genre you do not excell in?

wow you are just a beast,

That last couplet really does defy anybody to criticise this doesn’t it?

You’re not going to get any complaints from me, I get the feeling that this was inspired by some of the poems which are published on here which have been sloppy with structure and messy with metre… Now I can link them all here and say ‘take a leaf out of HIS book’…!

Good work, even if it is more of a master-class than a creative endeavour – MH :)

Although poems on this site with inconsistent structure do tend to bring out the editor in me, they were not the inspiration for this piece. I was actually inspired by an XKCD comic: http://xkcd.com/688/

I abhor rating my own stuff, but for some reason the summary is a four instead of a five when I have three fives to one four. Rating only so the summary rating reflects the actual ratings.

i love satirical poetry. well, i love satirical and sarcastic humor, so this was right up my alley. And i am now schooled on meta poetry too, thanks!

This made me laugh so very much, extremely clever. I am in awe.

Having written hundreds of poems, I can really appreciate how technically difficult this is. Very, very, very well done.

woah…that was incredibly awesome. I agree that must have been a killer to write…
congratulations on being featured.
Nice one.
Abby x

Like Elsha I love satirical comedy and sarcastic humour. And this is just the epiphany!
That must have been SO hard to write: I find it hard to rhyme poetry without a predesigned plot.

This is INSANELY good! Well done!

Thanks for the comments, everyone! I’m amazed that this got featured.

Hah. Good thing I don’t do poetry.

Nicely done. Beat was awesome.

this has been nominated for the ficly poetry book.