Very humorous. I thoroughly enjoy the fact that you’ve made this bitch a slut. That’s just funny.

Three quick notes on the first line. I think you meant “do” instead of “to.” There’s no need for a capital “S” in “stay,” and the question mark should go inside the quotes. I know it’s weird, but them’s the rules.

JP’s picked up the grammatical stuff, but with regards to content I thought this was fantastic!

A real contrast to some of the other stuff you’ve written, animal-based high comedy – I’ll certainly be keeping an eye on what you do next… MH :)

There’s a hint of humour here that can shift one’s mood. You could become addictive. One wants to see what you are going to come up with next.
I rate on the positive here.