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The L.O.E.M.A.T.T.L.O.A.

Andy continued to live his life to maximum levels of awesomeness.

He travelled to the Moon of Endor, blew up the second death star and over threw the empire.

Then he destroyed the Borg.

Then he won the championship game of Laser Tag at his local club.

All of this while simultaneously directing and starring in his brand new feature film.
“Being Andy G”
But he heard nothing from the League.
How could this be?
He had Professor Stephen Hawking run the numbers and It was scientifically impossible to be any more awesome than he actually was.

Andy was hurt, but he would not turn away from his new awesome lifestyle to which he had become accustom.
Instead he would show the League what they were missing out on.
He would form his own League.
And this League would be better than the LOA, better than all the other leagues out there, (with the exception of the Justice League)
And he would call it The L.O.E.M.A.T.T.L.O.A.
The League Of Even More Awesome Than The League Of Awesomeness.

(INSERT EVIL LAUGH HERE)

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