You think your day was bad?

You ain’t seen nothin’!

Here’s what happened today. The power went out of my house which made my alarm clock not go off so I was 2 and a half hours late for work. My boss came and fired me as soon as I showed up. I was given a box to pack up my stuff that broke as soon as I stepped to the curb which made everything fall into a puddle which then I was splashed by a passing speeding cab splashing wet muddy water on my last good pair of clean office clothes. As I was picking up my stuff I get a phone call from my dad saying my grandma, aunt ruth, my cousin Vinnie was kidnapped by clowns and they won’t return unless we give them 500 pairs of red shoes. Another call came in from my mom telling me my wife was admitted to the hospital because an alien impregnated her with it’s offspring and she is going into labour, so now I am an alien baby daddy which we now have to call George. As I curse the sky, a nuclear bomb destroys our town leaving me it’s sole survivor.

Today sucks.