This seems to be a sore subject for you. Maybe you should get a sleeping bag?

Or is it time for twin beds already?

lol! the beauty of photographic evidence. So how will she be punished? Separate something, blankets or beds.

You can’t really knock some accusatory French, so well done on this… Totally surreal but treated with all the seriousness of drug smuggling or governmental scandal – nice contrast!

Good work, I hope to see more – MH :)