Good deal, I’ve always liked the term “green” used this way.

Very well done. You made a lot happen with just a few words. You did an excellent job creating both the characters and the occasion.

I’m not saying that Southern writers have the highest level of mastery over the various levels of the grotesque, but damn. This stings, marvelously.

I like your take on the challenge.

I anticipated something about mustard greens.