So how was the wedding?

Andy read the email over and over again. He couldn’t remember much about it. He knew he was an usher, he knew there was a church, but it was kind of a blur.

He thought he should reply, so he wrote down everything he could remember.

Breakfast was Bacon butties & beer!

Church Service was sponsored by the Scottish parliment & God.

Went to hotel, champagne, champagne, beer, beer, photos, beer, beer, beer, line up, shake hands, beer, beer.

Wine, wine, wine.

Speeches.

Andy asks “Is there more wine?”

Wine, wine, dance badly with Alice, wine, wine, beer, wine,

Walkin on Sunshine plays, I dance like a nutter.
Wine.
Dance.
Wine.
Beer.
Dance with Marks Mum.
Vodka.
Watch topless men dance
Vodka.
Tell Jonny how much I love him!
Vodka.
Check out Chris’s mum.
Vodka.
Steal a blond wig.
Bus to town.
Sing song.
Club.
Vodka.
Vomit.
More vodka.
Another club.
Beer, beer.
Lift up kilt and Flash lots of people.
Casino.
Vodka.
Try to gamble can’t find seat.
More vodka.
Pie shop.
Taxi!