Very haughty tone of voice so very effective in that sense. Ah, to be in first class, the luxury of it all and the chance to be so condescending.

The best part of being a frequent flyer is the complimentary upgrade.

You know, I’ve seen “Road Warrior” on employment websites before. And despite my resume trumpeting my post apocalyptic survival skills, leather clothing, mohawk hairstyle, and loyal wasteland dog, I never got hired. Now I see what they meant. It all makes perfect sense now.

You should update your resume to reflect your mad packing skills.

In this war, I have sympathy for neither side. Devil take the hindmost.